Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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