I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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