I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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