I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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