Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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