so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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