So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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