It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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