His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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