She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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