She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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