Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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