he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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