what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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