spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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