Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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