For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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