there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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