Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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