I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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