you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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