Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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