everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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