that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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