You work out of a Hotel?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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