pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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you made out with another girl for some wings
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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