A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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