at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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