5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
