p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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