At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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