Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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