As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
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When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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