I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
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The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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