Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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