Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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