I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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