So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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