i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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