and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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