I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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