apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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