Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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