sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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