Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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