did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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