I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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