? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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