My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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