It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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