dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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