i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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