i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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