i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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