how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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