I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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