Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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